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StripperStew. *SPOILERS*

It's been a while dudes.

But now I'm back with the WTTR post.

Okay, now seriously, who isn't dying to see this movie?

StripperStew will be the death of us.

Of all of us.

Okay, this is StripperStew.

Now, I'll post some little review I got from one of my wonderful twitter followers.

"ok about WTTR: she played it so perfectly. rough, dirty but at the same time breakable and sensitive. just heartbreaking, touching & strong"

"and fave scene is difficult! mostly the ones between her and her movie-parents, such a great chemistry! the story is really simple but WOW. mh just seeing her as a lost kid trying to put her life back together, being helpless & not accepting help too much"

"her look was really dirty but DROP DEAD gorgeous, u cannot imagine! this role has soul and depth, simple & uniiiique movie! great CAST!"

"it's the bomb but not cheap or sth like that! she's never nude, only bra and slip. but cute & dirty at the same time! lots of BUTT though <3"

"+ we see her in the stripperbar once or twice on the table, but not too long. "

*I'M SO GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING DIE AT KRISTEN STRIPPERSTEW ON A FUCKING STRIPPER BAR*

"often in her shabby flat where "james" helps her to manage life and to get a better life though she can't always relate to him cause she feels different & feels like she cannot quit her job though it's dirty and disrespectful she's really like a lost child and the 2 adults kinda get to her with personal problems and issues included. it's just a heart-warming story somehow but also hurting and just deep... can't really describe"

Okay, dudes, that was it.

I got enough spoiled about WTTR.

*NEVER ENOUGH STRIPPERSTEW, NEVER*

Now who's even more excited to see it?

Kristen Stewart Spotted Heading To Vancouver For Reshoots

Kristen Jaymes Stewart's shoes.

Let's begin with something really easy.

Famous Stew shoes of course.

I personally love them.

Adore them.

Her legs may have a fault on that one.

But well it's THE legs I can't help myself.

I need those shoes RIGHT NOW.

PS: Flaunt is going to be the death of me.

BAFTA shoes.

I kinda like them too... I love white Stew shoes.

They're hot.

Stew's hot.

Love Love LOVE these!

Is there anything you can't love about her?

Or her shoes?

Ohmygod.

Those are HEA-VEN.

Still wondering when she got those.

Those are so fuckawesome.

Fucksimple and fuckawesome.

I absolutely love them.

They match everything.

And she wears them everywhere.

And I still love them.

Did anyone notice I am too tired to keep on with this?

But how can you forget THAT.

Those are THE shoes.

Yes, THE shoes.

Stew began everything, bitchies.

If she wouldn't have worn those at VMAs.

You would still be wearing heels...

GOD BLESS KRISTEN JAYMES STEWART.

BlondeStew it's the shit!

More ladies and less gentlemen, here we have BlondeStew!

We all know Edward prefers brunettes.

But c'mon, give BlondeStew a chance.

And it's not any blonde.

It's BlondeStew!

BlondeStew and bitchface.

Can we handle that?

Oh Stew, what you do to us.

Now, me on the first hand.

I think that BlondeStew IS HOT.

Really hot.

But on the other hand.

I prefer JettStew or just Stew.

It's more like.. her.

It's Stew.

So Stew.

Now, I sincerly just passed out.

Fuck me make-up.

Fuck me hair-do.

Fuck me lips.

Fuck me eyes.

Fuck me TONGUE!

Please fuck me Kristen.

Let's do pics.

Hello everyone.

I missed blogging about Stew.

Let's talk about the new Taylor/Kristen pic.

Stew looks so tired.

Damn tired.

Eyes-closed tired.

(Damn Rob, what have you done last night?)

We can notice:

the glasses.

the Runaways shirt.

the jacket - yellow one, which I personally love.

Okay, let's leave Stew get her beauty sleep.

Taylor!

Isn't it obvious he wants to look like Stew?

Oh damn Tay Tay.

What with the hand Tay?

Rob's property.

You should better let Stew have her sleep on your shoulder.

Even if Jacob would be a little better.

Conclusion:

Picture is cute.

Brazil pic - win.

Now, let's talk about... GangstaStew... YO!

GangstaStew rocks yer socks man!

Just look at her.

She's shining even wearing those.

1. LOVE the glasses.

2. the bracelets.. are so.. Coachella.

3. Her smile. Oh Kristen THE smile.

I NEED to analyse this one.

So many I could say on it.

The hair.

How much I loved that hair.

Is there even a name for the colour of her stunningly gorgeous hair?

And her eyes.

You could get drown in their colour.

Kristen, what you do to me.

The nails.

PS: I need to remind myself do to a BlondeStew post sometime.

So, the nails.

Nail-biting, uhh.

Red nail.

Bet that got Rob excited.

The jaket.

Ohmygod, THE jacket.

One of my fav things from her. It's just... so Kristen.

Her make-up.

Killed me.

It suits her eyes so good.

And the last, rings & watch.

One of the most random things ever, but still, so KStew.

Stew's post.

I think we all wondered once what it's like to be KStew:

1. THE butt.

2. The bitchface.

3. The legs.

4. The smile.

5. The badassness

And more wonders that our queen KStew bought on Earth.

I love to call her KStew.

Cause I just want to see her bitchface.

Her gorgeous, stunning bitchface.